Willy Woo's Magical Kingdom of Perversion and Fun

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Willy Woo's Quote of The Day

"If i had 2 cocks, i would be the man"


Willy Woo's Joke of The Day

Q: What is the Queen giving Fergie for Christmas?

A: A weekend in Paris with a French driver and bodyguard


Willy Woo's Gardening Tip of The Day

Water your Plants


Willy Woo's Cooking Tip of The Day

Leave The Cooking To The Women


Willy Woo's Fashion Tip of The Day

Don't Wear Any Clothes



5-10-97 Check Out My Red Alert Page For --- Pics And Information On All Structures And Units. As Well Tips And Tactics, The Secrets About The Ants!!!
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THE CREAM OF THE CROP!!!

My Simpsons Page
Some Jokes About My Penis
My Red Alert Page
Anonymous Emailer
Downloads
Cool Links
My Gamez Page
The New Microsoft Logos!!!!
Hacking Files
Java Scripts
Mail-Bomber
Appz
My Cooking page


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Whats In And Whats Out With World Renowned Social Commentator, Willy Woo

Whats In

Sexually Molesting Albanian Refugees

Singing In The Rain

Leopard Skin Underwear

The Bold And The Beautiful

Smelling Roses In Spring

Getting Drunk And Collapsing In A Pool Of Vomit

Biting Elton John's Testicles

Finding Willy Woo Incredibly Sexually Attractive

Watching Con's Bewdiful Holiday Videos

Whats Out

Working For A Living

Wearing Clothes

Shooting Catholic Priests

Being Able To Read And Write

Abusing Willy Woo

Hairy Legged Feminist Bitches

Eating Pal Dog Food

John Burgess

Danii Minogue's Breasts


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This Page Was Designed And Created By Willywoo Copyright ©1997

This Page Was Last Updated 8/10/97


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